Friday, March 4, 2011

Crushing Oral Papillomas

Napolitano terrifies Gaddafi














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Wolf Rex

This is one of unmatched services that only your correspondent Wolf Rex could give you very special. Here's what it is and directly from the scenario of war, with a scoop is intended to grow old all of a sudden international matches from Libya.

This morning the army chief rushed to the office of the Libyan Qadhafi and almost did not take a hail of gunfire from the Rais, who had taken him by the time an insurgent, even because of that face mug ostentatious. "Colonel - urlacchiato has the poor guy holding out a press release - we ended up! Read here ...!" .

Gaddafi has taken the paper with understandable emotion and read aloud "Napolitano intimate Gaddafi: still with their arms! Is defying the world, I fear unpredictable developments. The head of state has called for Wednesday, the Supreme Defence Council ".

The Rais had laughed and commented that the American threats from Vietnam on had not won anything more (except in movies) and Obama does not understand that Libya will become another Afghanistan, because it is people rather surly and had observed that the British are always fighting to the last of which are American girth. The French already escaped from Dien Bien Phu leaving the Americans to get shot in the ass, have home more than 10 percent of the population of North Africa which last year put the country on fire for the defeat of the Algerian football team.

But back to the Rais, just read the fatal news was let go a grimace of despair, exclaiming "Americans, British and French did not make me afraid. But the Italians, led by this Napolitano, an octogenarian and a little bellicose 'hung that would exchange the Russian tanks in Hungary as bearers of freedom, they scare me! Their incredible ferocity in war is well known. Do you think we have come, have crapped, made streets and the waterfront of Tripoli and then we have even paid for the damage! And they are invincible. They won two world wars, apart from the initial uncertainty for the second, a problem which they then successfully resolved. How do you fight with people like that? "

The Rais has remained a little thought then exclaimed: " I have an idea. Still bombing the rebels, and we raise the doubt the Italians that we can win ...! Then we see what happens. "" But you'll never believe! " noted military leader. "Idiot, you do not know the Italians: half of them believed to Berlusconi and the other half believes that Bersani is a leader, a true Fini Di Pietro, chairman of the House and a guy who gave 22 exams in 31 months! We believe, go and shoot. " Detto e fatto.

Repubblica già nella serata di oggi riportava le reazioni del governo agli ukase di Napolitano: “Il Viminale invita a calibrare le minacce di intervento militare: "Si rischia di aiutare ascesa di terroristi" . Isterica la reazione della Francia che ha dichiarato: "Allora tenetevi i tunisini".  Loro, guidati da un ungherese di nome Sarkozy e pieni di algerini, a noi. Da schiattare dalle risate.

E' inutile, Gheddafi è probabilmente l'unico che in questa confusione generale ci capisce ancora qualcosa. Il vostro inviato specialissimo, in arte Lupo Rex, non è preoccupato, perché ha il polso della situazione. In caso conflict we have no doubt: just wait to see who is winning and then act with resolve and courage (so to speak ...) and just jump on the bandwagon. Troooooppo strong!

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